August 8th, 2010
new world
…a new world out there…or how do you call it, a revolution in telephony…or how to choose color for a to-do-list file…it´s not a jailbreak story!
But first thing first.
Number one on the instruction leaflet is: go get the installation program and then install it.
It should be: HERE (one big arrow or something) is where you put your sim card.
It took 5 long minutes to try to unscrew the tiny little (uckers!) screws with a much too big screwdriver, while my boyfriend tried to tell me that i should just remove the plastic cover (NO WAY *insert an angry pit bull face here* what if i accidentally scratch my NEW phone) and try to find this little DRAWER … then kinda stopped in a mid sentence and started to admire my screwing skills and my tools (black and yellow striped)
Then i found that little hole (like he said i would) and with my earring, i opened the sesame.
Suddenly and with an unheard before ring tone, mom called and i noticed that all my old stuff (hahaha like it is anyhow comparative to the new stuff – i mean, just phone numbers and old sms are left behind in the old *phone*. i felt like Bell… talking to a person far away and getting the installation at the same time.
Anyhow, it took a little while before i got what i needed to start playing, during the time i also kinda read the instruction leaflet, found the TOOL (an earring works great but hey, maybe you don’t always have earrings nearby, while getting a phone)
Then i got what i needed for few hours, which are red birds and green pigs and two cats. When it was time to sleep (what? why?) i had to set the alarm clock, but then figured out that i have to buy one first.
Forgot which time i have to get up so i set it all wrong blinded by the cerise luminosity of the clock.
Day Two started with too short way to work. i mean, do i always get the fastest buss?
i never do when i am fashionably late…i also missed the train …oh bugger…
Day Three my home internet connection is down, but do i really care? Do i have to? The answer is: more time with the green guy on a checked background who is my new mentor screaming The only way is up! (or of course Try again, i am just an insect…depending on the latest score)
Had to put a Go out with dog – reminder. i can also remind myself to wake up, i figured.
i also came up with this sad story: An ex boyfriend is trying to find new girlfriend cause the last one kinda disappeared. He asks random girls just one question: Do you have a phone? And if the answer is no, they will live happy ever after.
And after all, it´s just a phone.






















